Beauty&The Brain

Being 22 and beautiful makes me young and restless,however I'm also brilliant so that makes me creative and deliciously evil as well...

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

Sitting here with my bonnet on playing the Sims 2 (because my Sims 3 is DOA and I wasn’t smart enough to pre order Sims 4). On Facetime with White Cake Terrence while he’s wearing his white boy Ecko hoodie playing League of Legends and I can’t help but think to myself….”We need to go out into the world and do things…With other people…Before it’s too late…” BUT then I remember I don’t like talking to people and White Cake is too much of a wench to function so another night in it is!…

ablogorsomething:

unconventionalmoose:

badbitchdiaries:

cosmicsan:

on average menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at 52
40 years of periods
480 periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
that’s 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood 

That’s so metal.

think of all the people you could drown in nearly 7 years worth of blood

7 Years Of Blood sounds like a deathcore band rock on ladies

(Source: deannorris, via rencat)

heyrice:

Reposing only for the lasagna poster making it on tv.

heyrice:

Reposing only for the lasagna poster making it on tv.

(Source: idontlikewrestling)

 

Why Lord?…

(Source: steebiie, via your-mama-knows)

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

(via makogimmesomemori)

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/
mermaidsdream:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

i would just like to mention that a few of those spots have made me incapable of movement because of how intense the pleasure was. i melted and kinda just collapsed. do not ignore these erogenous zones and your lady will thank you for it

All of these are correct, but this disregards a woman’s largest erogenous zone: her mind.

mermaidsdream:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

i would just like to mention that a few of those spots have made me incapable of movement because of how intense the pleasure was. i melted and kinda just collapsed. do not ignore these erogenous zones and your lady will thank you for it

All of these are correct, but this disregards a woman’s largest erogenous zone: her mind.

(Source: biencorrect, via takingbacksarah)

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

(Source: jockbf)